Because no one on our staff wanted their picture taken, I compromised by leaving the stock photos exactly as they were in the template. When I ran out of those stock pics, I just did a Google search for “stock employee images” and used those. I don’t know why everyone is so insecure around here.
OWNER
Michael Mayer
MANAGER
Hannah
Hannah has a dog named Onyx that I DO NOT like one bit. She’s also obsessive about the leash board being organized and even got a tattoo of a banana because we call her “Banana” all the time.
DOG WRANGLER
Ashley
This is the second time I’ve had to write a profile for Ashley where I mention that she REFUSES to watch “Making a Murderer”, even though I know she’d really enjoy it.
DOG WRANGLER
Samantha
Samantha brought me cookies at Christmas which is a HUGE check in the plus column. Also, my dog Pablo is borderline terrible when he's here but she's always really nice to him and I appreciate that.
Dog Wrangler
Anthony
Anthony has a BONKERS number of followers on Tik Tok (over 300,000) . I told him he should figure out a way to monetize that and he looked at me exactly how you'd expect someone in their early 20s would look at a 47 year old man trying to give them advice about their Tik Tok account.
Dog Wrangler
Nena
Nena is new and may be too nice to work here. The jury is out until she insults me to my face, laughs and walks away. Only then will we know if she's truly fit for this job.